…CSTB has a bona fide, no-fucking-around celebrity sighting to report :

Recently deposed CBS newsreader Dan Rather, looking kinda sleepy in Continental Airlines First Class (Newark to Austin) this morning, yapping quietly on his cell. I briefly flashed on the notion of bludgeoning Dan with my aluminum Powerbook whilst shouting “what’s the frequency, Kenneth?”, knowing that I’d make headlines if nothing else (I mean, what are the odds that such a thing could happen to him twice?)

In the end, however, a cooler head prevailed. Celebs-R-People-Too, and even Dan Rather deserves privacy (and a break from brutal copy-cat attacks).