There’s no better way to ease the panic of an early afternoon bomb scare than by basking in the dulcet tones of Westwood One’s Ted Robinson, calling today’s Belmont/UCLA game.

I’d like to say that Ted is a greatly improved announcer when he isn’t carrying Fran Healy, but alas, he sounds exactly the same.

First person to photoshop a suitable Jordan Farmar Superstar jpeg wins a free month’s pass to the forthcoming CSTB “insider” section. UCLA are up 35-23 at the half.