It looks like someone else is out there stealing your gig with stupid indie references laced into sports “commentary”…

“So do you think “A River Ain’t Too Much to Love” is the best work you’ve done? Wait, you mean you’re not the Bill Callahan behind the band Smog?”

This guy must be paid by the word – I haven’t read anything so bloated since, well my last posting. Maybe in his next column, he’ll note the similarities between Kim Birdie and Kim Gordon’s name.


Thanks, Jim. Always nice to know that what I do here at CSTB can be so succinctly described as “stupid indie references laced into ‘sports commentary'”. I hope you don’t mind if I use that quote for our rate card.

And by all means, as soon as I hear of anyone stealing your gig, I’ll be sure to return the favor.