Leading the Orioles 10-6, the Red Sox enter the 8th inning at Fenway a solid bet to reduce the Yankees’ AL East lead to one game. The Bombers were Wevie Stonder II’s 8th victim of the year earlier today, but I digress.

(post-surgery?)

The always-commerce savvy Jerry Remy has displayed what appears to be a Remdawg/Don Orsillo conjoined twins bobblehead doll. I must possess this undoubtedly rare, thoroughly tasteless artifact.

I am willing to trade the Nolan Ryan-sliding-into-2nd bobblehead or 700 copies of the Air Traffic Controllers’ Whisper Number CD for the offending item. Your choice.

For one afternoon, at least, there shall be a moratorium on Michael Tucker jokes. Keep in mind however, the afternoon is almost over.