Observes David Roth,

That auction hasn’t happened yet. This, which is similar, is already happening. Here is a quote from the item description, with the distinctive punctuation choices that only a professional punt returner, or his eBay proxy, can muster:

David Meggett, one of the toughest Running Back’s ever to play the game is getting tough once again .

The question it raises: what happens when one of the brokest running backs ever to play the game gets desperate once again? The great Bam Morris prison jumpsuit eBay auction of 2007 is my guess.