Ozzie Clarifies: Only the Sox are “Sh*t,” Cub Fans “Stupid”
[Ozzie’s moonwalk tribute to Michael Jackson, who is reportedly gravely ill as we go to press, at Saturday’s game. If […]
As Baseball Hotbeds Go, Toronto’s No Indianapolis
A Carl Crawford two-run HR off Roy Halliday has Toronto trailing the Rays, 2-0, tonight at the Rogers Centre, days […]
How Dare A Politician Ride Kobe’s Coattails?
After all, that’s Sasha Vujacic’s job. LA Wave’s Betty Pleasant claims last week’s victory parade for the newly crowned NBA […]
The Herds Word (Sic) : Uncanny Spoof Or Cowherd Uncut?
Seriously, I cannot tell. If it’s the latter, leave it to Cowherd to prove he’s fully capable of supervising a […]
Lawyer : Sergio Kindle Is A Text Criminal
The Austin-American Statesman’s Suzanne Haliburton reports University Of Texas LB Sergio Kindle suffered a concussion last Wednesday after driving into […]
What Happened To Omar’s Dominican Pipeline?
Beyond the sheer embarrassment of Francisco Rodriguez gifting Mariano Rivera with his first career RBI on the same night the […]
Kelly On Beltre : Giant Bust Or A Hard Worker WIth A Low Pain Threshold?
(one of the least coveted giveaway items of recent memory ; May 5, 2006, Fred Meyer Mariners Collectible Train Night, […]