Saving You The Trouble Reading The Statesman’s Music Pick For The Week
A quick scan of Thurs-Sunday night action in the alleged Live Music Carhole reveals entertainment including but not limited to […]
Costas To The Schmoozer : Twitter’s Full Of Really, Really Mean People
In the wake of his highly publicized scolding of Cubs reliever Pedro Strop on the MLB Network last week, Bob […]
Barstool Sports’ Nuanced, Thoughtful Coverage Of Istanbul’s Gay Pride March
Earlier today, the highly trafficked paragon of dumbfuckery known as Barstool Sports embedded a YouTube clip of gay pride marchers […]
Children’s Letters To The Entertainment Division Of Cumbucket Media, June 2015
Hello, My name is (NAME REDACTED) and I’m writing on behalf of an Austin, Tx psych rock quartet called (NAME […]
Ford : Cubs Knew Sandberg Wasn’t Ready
Ryne Sandberg jumped off the sinking ship that is the Philadelphia Phillies early Friday, departing MLB’s worst team this season […]
Vikes CB : Marriage Equality Is Tantamount To Legalizing Pedophilia
Congrats (?) to Minnesota Vikings cornerback Josh Robinson who took the occasion of the U.S. Supreme Court’s 5-4 ruling legalizing […]