Protecting The Sanctity Of Northwoods League Baseball
Yet again, a pandering minor league team has given a thoroughly unqualified little guy a chance to play. The difference […]
Who Needs Raul Ibanez? Mets Promote, Start Murphy
After spending all of one day with the PCL’s New Orleans Zephyrs, OF Daniel Murphy (above) was promoted to the […]
Rae Dawn Chong’s Dad Boasts Of Flagrant (2) Foul On Dylan
The New York Post’s Page 6 helpfully provides an excerpt from comedian Tommy Chong’s soon-to-be-released tome, “Cheech & Chong: The […]
Ditka’s : Not Merely A World Class Steakhouse, But Home To Fantastic Paintings, Too
Despite back-to-back HR’s from Jim Thome and the struggling Paul Konerko, the Chicago White Sox are trailing Kansas City, 6-3 […]
Cub Crime Blotter Continues, or a Vast Reinsdorf Conspiracy?
(pictured: Lily, currently held for assault and battery charges) When did the North Side join the AL East? As alluded […]
Samples Of Junior
White Sox 4, Royals 2 White Sox CF Ken Griffey Jr. cleared up questions and bases in his Pale Hose […]
Remarkably, Solger’s “Raping Dead Nuns” Narrowly Missed Making The Cut
“Remind me never to steal Art Garfunkel’s iPod” requests reader Tommy Hoops. Indeed, Art’s inclusion of the underrated Ricky Nelson […]