Fins Foolishly Plan Tribute To The Last American Virgin
No, not the cinematic masterpiece above, but rather, the Miami Dolphins hope to mark an October 23 visit by the […]
Giants Designate Tejada, Rowand For Assignement, Designate Payroll Mgr. To Alcatraz
Neither Miguel Tejada or Aaron Rowand were in uniform for San Francisco versus the Cubs this afternoon, and they’re not […]
Gil’s Tweets, Back To Zero Now
With apologies to former D.C. resident Tommy Keene for the above headline, instead of focusing on Magic G Gilbert Arenas […]
FT’s Mitchell Makes The Bold Suggestion That Homosexuals Like Kissing, Too
(former Giants 2B Jeff Kent was unavailable for comment) While the Mets received a mild rebuke from this corner yesterday […]
UK School Paper Penalized For Acting Like A Real News Outlet
The Lexington Herald-Leader’s Scott Sloan reports the University of Kentucky’s basketball media relations department has banned (temporarily) the school’s paper […]
Mets Publicy Declare They’re Against Bullying (Without Acknowledging Who’s Most Likely To Be Bullied)
I don’t know about you, but it seems tad early for iMac nostalgia. The above image is culled from Core77.com, […]
NYT’s Credits Ewing With The Finger-Roll Of Public Relations Disasters
(Pat E. Dangerously, very grateful the quote, “lapdances don’t grow on trees” never made it into the popular consciousness) Hey, […]