3 Guys Plead Sepp Blatter : Please Piss In Our Mouths & Tell Us It’s The Official Beer Of WC2018
The BBC’s “Panorama” last night might’ve torpedoed England’s bid to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup with reports of widespread […]
England F.A., Capello, Struggling To Find Off-Switch For The Internet
The Capello Index, an online player ratings system previously endorsed by England manager Fabio Capello, wasn’t supposed to publish crummy […]
Cruyff On Oranje Exit : Losing Ugly
“Total Football” purveyor Johan Cruyff picked Spain to win yesterday’s World Cup final in Johannesburg, but he’s hardly in glowing […]
Nigeria’s Miserable WC2010 : Redefining “Overreaction” By The Day
Following Nigeria’s failure to advance from Group B, President Goodluck Jonathan has banned the Super Eagles from international competition for […]
Toto In Roo-Ins : Wayne’s Quick Recovery
Few sportsmen would be quick to grab the karaoke microphone following a loss as discouraging as the one suffered by […]
England Expects (Too Much) : Marsden Writes A Prescription… #worldcup
….for a big-ass vial of Calm The Fuck Down Pills. 1966 aside, who has achieved less yet demanded more in […]
Newscorp’s Thoughtful Reaction To USMNT’s Exit
The best thing about the Post’s chosen headline for the US’s Round Of 16 loss to Ghana yesterday? The Sun […]