Roots Of The Straight Shot : Tramps Like Us, Baby We Were Born To Suck
(Joey Welz just called. He wants his persona back. And he’d like some money, too) Though you really oughta read […]
Matthews : Wilpons Preparing To Screw The Little Guy
(Mets COO Jeff Wilpon is a) pointing to where Archie Bunker’s house used to be, b) showing reporters where the […]
Sixers Ready To Embrace Homosexual Ballers. Sort Of
(it might be time for the Shavster to get over himself) The AP’s Bill Konigsberg with two of the dopier […]
Cubs Forsake God to Win Series
(Undead, still drunk, Harry emerges from the grave tonight for beer.) The Chicago Tribune’s Mike Downey today writes of a […]
David Wright Plays “Hail To The Creep”
(though the gentleman on the right most certainly doesn’t work for the CIA, the possibility remains that he might be […]
Tampa Bay : To Hell With Satan
(we can only hope that some of these members of the Trop’s Walk Of Fame were consulted) Strangely, the Rangers’ […]
Stupor Hoops Destroy Chelsea’s Global Expansion?
On the bright side, I suppose the R’s can be proud they made headlines around the world this morning. From […]