The Furriest Loser
In what may be the biggest mascot news scoop of our time, at least since the New York Times last […]
Mascot Roundup
This reporter has been shamefully remiss in keeping CSTB readers, furry phanatics and other mascot aficionados abreast of the latest […]
Mascot Roundup
Being shunned at Shea Stadium all week takes a lot of time out of one’s blogging schedule, which is why […]
Gangsta-Themed Mascot Puts Foot in Mouth, Cap in Ass
(Chip, the University of Colorado Buffaloes mascot, appearing in only vaguely less flamboyant Mardi Gras attire last year) The University […]
AAA Mascot Cleans Up Act; Name Now Only Offends Those Not Metal Enough
In a series of what can only be multiple failures to focus group the names of anything, the Lehigh Valley […]
CFL Brutal Scuffle For Second Place Ends In Beauty Pageant
I knew it was confirmation I was definitely ready to leave Toronto when the list of things I wanted to […]
Mariners Attempt Murdering Opposing CF With Wayward Motorbike, Fail at Even That
Mascot driver licensing procedures were once again called into question at Safeco Field yesterday, as the Seattle Mariners’ mascot, the […]