Selfish hit machine’s workplace relations eerily similar to a Nicoderm CQ-inspired fever dream
(above, Ichiro’s would be new-look, inspired by Derek Erdman’s “STRANGLED: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders”) I’ll spare you a proper introduction of […]
Last Call In The AL Central
White Sox, you blew a five-run lead to get swept and lose first place. This time the guilty parties were […]
Mascot Roundup
Being shunned at Shea Stadium all week takes a lot of time out of one’s blogging schedule, which is why […]
In Praise Of A New York Islanders Mouthpiece
I’m in Memphis in the midst of something with no genuine CSTB relation (hence all the posts to come on […]
The White Sox Don’t Have Enough Problems? Stoney Declares Zambrano a “Monster”
[Stone, looking North for a manager to advise] Point taken: during a play-off race and post-season planning, burning out one […]
Career In Tatters, Cedric Benson’s Right To Drive Is Restored
Congratulations, Austin Police Deparment! Not only are you doing an awesome job thoroughly ignoring 8th thru 11th Streets just west […]
John “19-0” McCain
Sadly, there’s no plan in place to send banner ads to the third world’s needy kids. Image taken from Rick […]