in commemoration of the New York Knicks’ stunning dispatch of the San Antonio Spurs last week, I attempted to fashion an infographic for this week’s show that displayed a new JD & The Straight Shot album designed in the style of Kurt Vile’s ‘Philadelphia’s Been Good To Me’ (admittedly, “Being Charles Dolan’s Son Has Been Good To Me’ doesn’t roll off the tongue nearly as well). My Photoshop skills are beyond primitive, so like so many other lazy motherfuckers, I resorted to AI. And that’s when the shit hit the (w)fan — not only was I roundly shamed for my efforts but Thursday’s celebratory parade down the Canyon of Heroes has been CANCELLED.
I am truly sorry and when we do this again in another 53 years, I promise to make better decisions. Please enjoy a promotional still from “Chopping It Up With (Charles) Oakley” (no longer available on Tube)
Cormega – The Come Up (feat. Large Professor)
Wings Hauser – Neon Slime
The Endtables – Process Of Elimination
Multicult – Coxcomb
Land Whales – Slit Your Guts
Public Acid – Rockstar (Pathetic)
AX – Vulcanalia
Tapetud Rott – See Mees
Gay Death – SICK
Bob Bucko Jr. – Bad Electricity
V; – 1926
Guiding Light – Shackled By Lust
Chimers – Red Chair
The ER Band – All Around The Street Corners
Jason Nazary / Ryley Walker – In The Cradle Of Wine, Split Pig Has Tea Time
Theresa Loibl, Timm Kornelius, Markus Rom, Simon Popp & Micha Acher – TOMORROWS PAST PART I
Kaffe Matthews, Zeena Parkins and Maddy McIntosh – asteroid 4371 Monica Grady
Chuck Johnson – Olive Flowers
David Linton – 16 December 2015
Denise Levertov – Life At War
Cabeza de Vaca – Burning World
Razorlegs – Snakebite Frieze