Over the past several weeks I feel as though I’ve inundated with unreasonable requests, many of them coming from persons I have no relationship with, personally or professionally. I’ll grant that my reactions to such demands are a tad on the sensitive side , but in the interests of separating the kellogg’s mini-wheats from the chaff, going forward I’ve established a price list that will hopefully save everyone some time (and help pay for the powerful anti-depressants I require to deal with many of you)
$100 – answer questions about some bullshit from 30+ years ago
$200 – answer questions about some bullshit from 3 days ago
$250 – write “letter of introduction” to someone else in show business (whom i barely know myself)
$300 – blurb / pull quote for band I’ve not heard, seen or met (extra $200 if i have to listen to them)
$500 – appear on your podcast
$2000 – appear in your documentary film about a band I might’ve seen once or zero times
still free – advice to the lovelorn (though be advised I’ve no success stories, batting .000 here)
(above : the world’s most inefficient bouncy castle, which i intend to purchase with whatever funds are left after hoarding the powerful anti-depressants)
Taurus Judge – Feed
Brick City Kids – What What
Sinistar Voicez – Do Or Die
212-Opec Sid – Concert Report!
United Mutation – Fugitive Family / Plain Truth
The Bruisers – Intimidation
Last Rights – Wasted Time
Frantix – My Dad’s A Fuckin’ Alcoholic
Rusted Shut – Hatchet ?
Special Guest DJ – How Long Can I Burn
Djrum – Three Foxes Chasing Each Other
M3MB3RS ONLY – Gibberish
Mammo- Traction
Barry Walker Unit – Mordial : Mortem
Duncan Park – A Moon Possessed Corpse
Kimberley Rew – Fighting Someone’s War
Troth & Jon Collin – Poet’s Recollection
Negro – Porcelena Folk