The unfortunate, inexcusable events just a stone’s throw from the EVR studios — in which a longtime proprietor of a cookbook store was arrested after tangling with the security team supervising the endless queue for the Amex Harry Styles pop-up — have completely overshadowed a recent harrowing experience of my own.

There’s been no media coverage to date of my being physically ejected from a Godsmack show for making fun of the band’s merch table. I understand why the other story is considered newsworthy (and an egregious assault on a community pillar), but let me remind you all that Providence’s Amica Mutual Arena (fka The Dunkin’ Donuts Center, or if you prefer, “The Dunk”) is a public space built with taxpayer money. True, I’ve never paid taxes in Rhode Island, but I do own many Lightning Bolt records and that should count for something.

Chip E. – Time To Jack
Waterflower – Honesty
Levin Goes Lightly – Liebharber
Miles J. Paralysis – Fell & Fen
Catholic Block – If Only Avoidance Was An Answer
Perverts In White Shirts – A Wonderful Bright Rhythm Will Meet Your Needs
DJ Die Soon – The Beginning Of The End (feat. MC Schlumbo)
Dälek – Surrealist
Jason Griff – Sweetny, Michael
Son of Bazerk – Change The Style
Having Fun Onstage With Enthroned
Genre Is Death – Lust For Now
The Homosexuals – Technique Street
Badger Hunt – Striped Signals
Akira Ishikawa & Count Buffalos- Na u Penda San
Jerome Cooper – The Unpredictability Of Predictability
TAAKAT – Ikapkaban
DJ Zirk & 2 Thick – Looken 4 Tha Chewin
Amir Abbey – Dota
Kirsten Ketjser – Mrs. Johnson
Ley Lines – Screen Damage
Blood Room / TANS- Second Avenue