I wasted precious minutes / brain cells this week reading about the modern phenomena dubbed “The Envy Office”. Though I’ve come to understand that every occasion in life — from hotel stays to medical procedures to Static-X reunions to self-immolations – is meant to be a grammable moment, please understand that this program stands in stark opposition to such craven behavior. Congrats on having a job, if you want others to envy you, please fuck the fuck off forever. I am not sharing photos of this program’s Envy Studio because the quality of the show has already done enough damage to your self-esteem as is (to say nothing of mine)

The Ex – Henry K.
Cuticles – Mattress 2
Surveillance – Reaction
Bailterspace – Code
Soft Shoulder – Our Secret Ingredients
DMR – Nowhere
MOR Mines – The Crystal Cave
Nod – Why (I Wondered) #2
KAVARI – Watch It Burn With Me
Krikor – Liberation Riddim
Frisco, Novelist & J2 – Run That Back
T.A.P. – Yo Bum Rush The Sound
Batz Without Flesh – Future Shock
Shit & Shine – DISKOKLINIK
Speaker Music with AceMo – Techno Is A Liberation Technology
BC Gilbert – Ordier II
Sunik Kim – Morning Star
Mentally Ill – Padded Cell
FACS – New Flag
The Electric Nature – Side B Of ‘Live In Troy’