Dear Mr. CSTB,

Could you please identify the young man on the right?

I can’t see clearly through the jealous tears.

C. Min

Dearest Reader,

Dry your eyes. Said photograph has appeared in newspapers and on websites around the globe — unlike our friends at Gawker Media, I fully acknowledge when a story is older than Bob Hope. I’m told that’s Ozzie’s son on the right.

Other than that, there’s not much else to say on the subject besides that Brent Barry is one trendy motherfucker.

Speaking of older than dirt, the NY Daily News’ Adam Rubin reports that the New York Mets are mulling a move for Julio Franco.