(gif taken from @WorldOfIssac)

In these enlightened times, with the Oakland A’s facing elimination Tuesday, I’d like to think Josh Reddick would have bigger things to worry about than who (or what) Al Alburquerque chooses to kiss.  And getting kinda personal with a baseball is, if nothing else, a time-honored tradition in Detroit.

On the other hand, it’s one hell of a way for Alburquerque to make certain he’s on Mike Francesa’s radar this postseason.