Man, good luck blaming this one on Carmelo Anthony. Look, I realize Knicks F Amar’e Stoudemire will still be famous and wealthy when he wakes up tomorrow, but in the past 7 months he’s lacerated his hand in a moment of impetulance, called a Twitter critic a fag and suffered a serious knee injury. I don’t believe in a higher power, but if I did, I’d suspect that he or she isn’t nearly done making Stat’s life miserable.