• Sole shining light for the Mets tonight : Howie Rose’s amazing Phil Mushnick impersonation when bitching about an ESPN-ordered 8pm start. #
  • Mets are now 0-46 when trailing after 8 innings. Or as Dave Campbell said of Kendricks, “it’s not like he’s facing the ’27 Yankees” #
  • there’s a child here in a Greg Oden jersey. His parents must be very poor or very mean. Perhaps both. #
  • That’s Josephobic! RT @bmac4mvp2012: Sounds like they’re chanting “I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay” #
  • ’02 Miss America Katie Harmon interviewed during the middle of the 6th, says she’s turning 30 this week. No applause. Tough crowd #
  • throwing error charged to Volcanoes C Quintana that oughta be assigned to 2B Adam Duvall. Would’ve been the latter’s 3rd E of the game #
  • Roofman is a guy in a faux power rangers costume firing t-shirts from the Keizer Stadium roof. Sadly, no roofies are involved #
  • solo HR by Baylor alumnus Raynor Cambell off Aussie Tim Stanford, Spokane 4, Salem-Keizer 3, btm 5 #
  • just my luck, I’m at a Single A game in Salem, OR months AFTER “Strike Out Meth In Marion County Night” #
  • no Volcano Suns over the PA at Salem-Keizer Volcanoes games. On the bright side, no Veruca Salt “Volcano Girls”, either #
  • Kellan Deglan, solo HR to right. Spokane 3, Salem-Keizer 2, top of the 5th #
  • “Ladies & Gentlemen, Roofman is in the building”. Great, free roofies for sec. 205 #
  • Everyone in Sec. 205, row F at the Spokane/Salem-Keizer game wins a Carl’s Jr. $6 Burger. 2nd prize is two Carl’s Jr. $6 Burgers #
  • Sac fly RBI Devin Harris (they don’t call him Devo here) ties the game, Spokane 2, Salem-Keizer 2, end of 4 #
  • ’02 Miss America Katie Harmon is at tonight’s Volcanoes game signing autographs. Would she like a lift to PDX to see Cum Stain? @smmrbmmr #
  • ignoring Phillies/Mets by watching NWL contest between Spokane and Salem-Keizer. http://tweetphoto.com/39273998 #
  • Cum Stain + free pizza at @smmrbmmr, a winning combo RE: http://bit.ly/9pJOsA #
  • Despite assurances in today’s Oregonian giveaway program, today’s
    Isotopes/Beavers game is not being broadcast on 970AM. #
  • 3 run HR, Josh Barfield, right over the Trip City sign in left center. Portland 6, Albuquerque 0, btm 6th #
  • High 90’s for today’s Isotopes/Beavers clash. Low attendance completes the Miami vibe http://tweetphoto.com/39250799 #
  • Greatest gig flyer in history. http://yfrog.com/5mxewrj #
  • Bosh, officially as cool as Seth Green RT @chrisbosh Check out #entourage tonight! I’ll be making a guest appearance! #
  • Justin Sellers leads off the top of the 5th w/ a solo HR off the scoreboard ; Portland 3, Albuquerque 1 #
  • top that, Rob Neyer! RT @slizzii: padilla is just so gross looking. #
  • some of Rob Dibble’s best friends are (people who’ve met) Women RE http://bit.ly/a0LJzq #
  • “don’t nobody deserve to get shit thrown at them” Wild C’s bold stance re : Tila at The Gathering http://youtu.be/PUgK9ntlXmg #
  • Mariners / Indians is about to commence….approx. 87 people in the stands. Perhaps there’s a traffic jam outside #
  • Who knew Shawne Merriman was a closet Juggalo? http://bit.ly/aCt6U9#fbid=YKJD0vJ_CfH&wom=true #
  • PDX Fox Sports affiliate tours an upcoming PCL game between the Beavers and the visiting “River Rock Express’. OOF. #

  • Vancouver’s Sex Church, @smmrbmmr http://tweetphoto.com/39110775 #
  • RT @leftfordamian R.I.P. Lance Cade. The fact that there are 3730 tribute videos of him on youtube says clearly that he will be missed. #
  • Vancouver’s Dead Ghosts, before every piece of gear started falling apart @smmrbmmr http://tweetphoto.com/39093216 #
  • LA’s Okie Dokie. There’s nothing okie or dokie about these chaps, trust me @smmrbmmr http://tweetphoto.com/39077470 #