…though if you ask me, when and if the terrorists strike, it’s Jeff Nelson who oughta watch his back.
Rebuilding Year passes along the news of billion-year-old Byron Nelson (above) having his mail blown up real good on account of suspicious circumstances (ticking noises, return address, “Osama’s Cave”, etc.).
In a related note, the AP reports that Homeland Security has named Hugo Teuful III (above) the agency’s new chief privacy officer. Though Teuful has little experience to speak of in the privacy realm, under his better recognized nickname, “Tim”, he does have a World Series ring as a member of the 1986 Mets, along with a short tenure as manager of the short-season A Brooklyn Cyclones.