(prone to overeating, perhaps, but there’s no evidence he’s ever been involved in JetSki-related violence).

Who needs Dr. Phil when we have Sam Frank? Writes the latter,

Old news (Cookie Monster cutting back on cookies, eating more eggplant), but one bit you might have missed: before his first cookie, Cookie Monster’s name was Sid.

Which might raise the question, what did Ponson call himself before his first boilermaker?