Fulham 1, Chelsea 0

A disallowed Drogba goal, the typical post-match moaning from Jose Mourinho, a bona-fide pitch invasion, and scariest of all, video platitudes from the Phony Pharoah!(above)

Were this not a result that actually helps the Cottagers avoid relegation, all of the above would = some terrific entertainment that I slept through (thanks, TiVo, you’re the only one that really cares).