The Official Chuck Knoblauch Online Store is up and running ladies and gentlemen, and if the tee on the right isn’t classy enough for you, perhaps one as nonsensical and bound to confuse as the shirt on the left might appeal. It would be interest — just for purely anthropological purposes — to meet the only person on earth who found something funny or provocative about wearing a shirt that read “@ChuckKnoblauch follows me”. But I suspect that’s like hunting for the Loch Ness Monster or trying to cure someone of the yips. All the effort in the world won’t necessarily make it happen.