Star in a deodorant ad with Bam Margera, and eventually, you’re fucked.

Example A : Jevon Kearse.

Example B : T.O.

Aaron Brooks has never appeared in a commerical with Bam. But if his pectoral strain keeps him out of action for a month, he might be saved from being sacked 35-40 times.

Atlanta’s Michael Koenen
is 2-for-8 on the year after missing 4 field goals in the Falcons’ win over Tampa Bay yesterday. Chris Simms doesn’t understand how Koenen can keep his job.