Congrats, Akinori Iwamuri! You’ve just been spiked in the nuts by a man named Shelley.
At the risk of being the 37,000th blogger to write something similar this afternoon, why, oh why couldn’t the Yankees’ return bout with the Rays have coincided with Billy Crystal’s Grapefruit League debut?
Duncan: “I just went hard into his glove. I was just going in hard.” Going in hard and touching a guy’s nads with your foot? It’s funny that when the Yanks do something stupid like this (see: A-Rod elbowing Dustin Pedroia in the nuts last year) it just seems so gay.
Also, should the (Satan)-Rays have signed Eric Hinske this year? They’re gonna need him at some point.