If you think Mike Hall and Dee Brown have it rough, consider the plight of Zach Selwyn aka Zachariah.  With failed pilots and sundry G4 appearances under his belt (and I say this in only the nicest way possible), Zach has a considerable head start on becoming a real-life American answer to Alan Partridge another 10 or 15 years down the road.  There’s no infomercial on his c.v. yet, but give the man some time.