Earlier today, noted global soccer expert Colin Cowherd mentioned the US v. Spain semi had yet to kick off, but “Spain’s already ahead, 4-0”.

Hopefully, ESPN’s midafternoon mouthpiece will in the future, restrict his commentary to subjects in which he has actual expertise. Not sure how he’ll fill more than 30 seconds a day with such content, but when in doubt, there’s always his boner for Courtney Love.