The faces of victory, ladies and gentlemen;

The absolutely, 100% not crazy manager

The 100% committed to winning at all costs Chairman.

There’s no available footage of a nude Hawk Harrelson pouring champagne all over himself, but perhaps that’s because Comcast is wary of an FCC crackdown and/or scaring children just home from school.

Content starved bloggers across America are praying this team goes deep into the post-season, if for no other reason than hoping for a Carl Everett explosion on a national stage.