Texas 22, Nebraska 20

(Ryan Bailey kicks the game-winning chip shot, Colt McCoy goes kookoo for koko puffs)

Thank you, Terrance Nunn. Be it the snow or your otherwise sure hands, a crucial late turnover might’ve spared the Longhorns a trip to the Holiday Bowl.

As we look towards a likely Big 12 Championship Game that should be a lot closer than last year’s, Billy Wagner sends a telegram saying Mack Brown should’ve stuck with Greg Johnson.

Auburn are up, 24-10 on Tulane at the half, and without the benefit of “Welcome To The Jungle”, either. Seems to me that if playing said tune is worthy of a $5000 fine, Dokken’s “Into The Fire” should be prorated at about 75 cents.

With Louisville’s 28-13 defeat of Syracuse and West Virginia’s demolition of UConn last night, Rutgers will have to beat Pittsburgh tonight to keep pace in the Big East. Panthers’ head ‘stache Dave Wannstedt says “there’s probably not a football team that’s been in the news, talk radio or national TV since the beginning of the season more than Rutgers,” which is kind of like calling “The Marine”, “the number one movie in America.”