…sending hate messages to a Maggie Gyllenhaal fan site.

(above, public enemy no. 1)

If you’re like me, not a day goes by that you aren’t filled with gratitude that these selfless, death-defying heroes are doing everything humanly possible to shout down the political observations of young actresses. Why , I wonder, haven’t other public servants, done their share? What is the NYPD doing to silence Zooey Deschanel? Are the paramedics and EMT’s even aware of what Jena Malone might be thinking of saying? Can the nation’s letter carriers take just a few minutes to devise ways to harrass Sarah Polley (who, by the way, is Canadian)?