MLB’s NL and AL Managers of The Year were announced today as Atlanta’s wife-beating Bobby Cox and Chicago’s Santeria devotee Ozzie Guillen.

Lest you think the above characterizations are cheap shots, at least I didn’t say anything about Cox being the Gentile Marv Levy.

I don’t know what you got up to last night, but it looks like it was a hell of a party at El Barto’s house.

Devils Rays OF Rocco Baldelli has signed a 6 year, $33 million extension with the club, avoiding arbitration. Baldelli missed the entire 2005 season after injuring his knee while playing ball in the backyard with his younger brother. Oh, how Clint Barmes must’ve laughed when he read that story.