Is it possible new Met Yoenis Cespedes might be a step slowed by all those chains he wears? Mets radio’s Josh Lewin said one seems to be dangling “a manhole cover.” – Phil Mushnick, New York Post, 8/9/15

When most sensible persons are watching New York Mets OF Yoenis Cespedes on television, they see something like this :

Thru Phil’s lenses, it looks a little more like this :