Strangely, Lastnightsparty didn’t manage to cover the glittering event that was Can’t Stop The Bleeding’s ultra-exclusive 3rd Birthday Par-tay this past Wednesday night at Ludlow Street’s Max Fish.
Since the photos I took are about as blurry as my memory, you’re gonna have to settle for this one :
(Disclaimer : none of the above individuals actually attended CSTB’s 3rd Birthday Party. In fact, I have no idea who any of them are. But they appear to be enjoying each other’s company, and isn’t that the only thing that really matters?)
Sincere thanks to everyone who has contributed, advertised or webhosted CSTB since 2003.
I thought about thanking you, the lucky reader, but I grow weary of pandering. If you’re bummed about not receiving an invitation to this select event, buck up. There’s still time to purchase a commemorative t-shirt.
At last, CSTB merch! The logo and T-Shirt designs are first rate, CSTB!
In future offerings, may I recommend various accessories ala Hello Kitty or The Warlock Pinchers: cufflinks? messenger bags? VISA cards? watches? brass collar stays? lunch boxes? Action figures? Bobbleheads? Those horrifying duck-like-likenesses?
Mike Keenan looks way hotter than me in Duck-form.
The Cafe Press stock messenger bag looks like crap, trust me.
I had a company working on a bobblehead of my likeness, but I ended up with Aaron Gleeman’s prototype instead. Fuck!
was it Recumbent Gleeman or the rarified Upright model?
Happy birthday, CSTB! I guess this is the wrong time to bring up (again) the dividend sharing that was once discussed when internet gambling ads started?
Ben