(The Rocket, realizing that you can buy a lot of eye black and hair frost for $10 million)

From Newsday’s Ken Davidoff : (link courtesy Maura Johnston)

Roger Clemens is making yet another comeback with the Houston Astros, Newsday has learned. An announcement is expected as soon as today.

Clemens, 43, has signed a one-year deal that is believed to be worth about $3.5 million per month, which will probably equate to about $10.5 million for the season, depending on when exactly he returns to action.

(UPDATE : quoted by ESPN.com, Astros GM Tim Purpura has denied the Newsday report, claiming the situation is “status quo”. And who amongst us doesn’t love Status Quo?)