Consumer Reports, look the fuck out.
I can’t vouch for anything other than Sony because I’m extremely loyal to my favorite products — I only purchase TVs from Sony; I only purchase laptops from IBM; I will always choose Dunkin Donuts over any other coffee place; I will always go for McDonald’s over Burger King; I won’t drink Bud Light or Pepsi out of loyalty to Miller Lite and Coke; I will only order New England clam chowder and never Manhattan clam chowder; and even when I’m drunk, I’ll only bum Marlboro Lights or Marlboro Reds and would never be desperate enough to smoke Camels or Newports. I feel like you need to know these things.
Sadly, the DMB vs. Pearl Jam and Rick Dees vs. Alan Thicke questions will remain unanswered, as they aren’t products. I think.
(UPDATE : Dontcha hate it when Bill saves his best material for the underground?)
Yikes. “Dave’s” cameo on tonight’s crappy episode of House vs. Eddie Vedder and Co. in Singles is going to end the debate for me anyway. I wonder if Simmons ever did a bunch of X and went wild with a Marlboro Mild?
Dude, you’ve really got to get a dish. I’ll take satellite over terrestrial TV, always. And Kleenex with aloe is sooo much better than Safeway’s Big Red brand.