As you’ve probably read elsewhere, teammates of Donovan McNabb are claiming that the Eagles QB was on the brink of a technicolor yawn, thus explaining Philly’s lethargic approach on offense in the final 5 minutes of Sunday’s Super Bowl.

To which I can only say, shame on you, Donovan, for allowing your comrades to throw your mother under the bus. All season long, we’ve seen Mrs. McNabb dishing out the Campbell’s Chunky Soup. If said swill left her son on the verge of puking, he should have the class not to mention it and neither should anyone else.