Tampa survived a bout of Troy Percival wildness (4 BB’s) in the 9th inning last night to defeat the host Marlins, 6-4, just the 3rd time this season the Rays have won a game they’d trailed after 7 innings.  The contest was played under what State of Florida officials called carbon neutral conditions. Thru the auspices of Carbonfund.org, the Fish were said to be financing the planting of trees to make up for all the nasty greenhouse gasses the Marlins’ 3 dozen fans added to the atmosphere Tuesday night.

Not to be outdone, Marlins Prez David Samson is making his own individual effort to reduce Florida’s carbon footprint, unveiling the first ever solar-powered penis pump.