I’m sure this has already occured to everyone from Norman Chad to Rudy Martzke, but Boomer Berman’s “Fastest 3 Minutes In TV” is more like “The Never-Ending Story”. And really, the title makes no sense. 3 minutes is 180 seconds long, no matter who’s doing the yelling.

(even in the year 1979, 3 minues was the same amount of time).