In which a Louisville, KY purveyor of inedible garbage speedy delivery concludes, in a manner slightly reminiscent of Michael Jordan’s non-support of Harvey Gantt, that Cavaliers fans buy pizzas, too.

Later this week : venerable New England chain Papa Gino’s shall unveil their hastily prepared “Don’t Give LeBron Any Extra Motivation” Special. It’s pretty much just a plate of meatballs with ketchup on top, but in the Massachusetts suburbs, you take what you can get.