And it isn’t Tony Kornheisher!  Apparently, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer either finds the NHL’s considerable charms elusive, or he’s not seen a Gatorade commercial in the past few weeks. Jason Cohen, toiling for a proper blog for once, stresses to Dick Armey, “Sidney Crosby™s only the most popular person in PA on one side of the state. Also, he™s not American (but maybe that would balance out Obama™s Arcade Fire support).”

Meanwhile, pop psychologists can knock themselves out trying to determine the precise nature of Sid The Kid’s appeal to the former U.S.Majority Leader who once called Barney Frank, “Barney Fag”.