(jagged teeth?)
Deadspin‘s Christmas Ape, on the matter of yesterday’s big upset in the FA Cup.
Hey, wow, Liverpool lost to, uh, Barnsley. That sounds like an upset, I think. Don’t ask me, I’m a red-blooded blinkered American simian who don’t truck no foreigner sports. I’m sure the losers all groused and said things like “poxy” and called each “prats” and ate bad food with their jagged teeth.
The site’s all too typical dumbfuckery aside, roughly less than a quarter of Liverpool’s first team is British. I’ve got no way of knowing for sure, but it’s pretty doubtful Yossi Benayoun has called anyone a prat in his life.