“Mom”, in this instance being named Flavio Briatore. Not to get all Uni Watch on you, but QPR’s new alternative jersey is without question the ugliest I’ve seen since I began following the club. And I’m including a couple that looked as though Rangers’ marketing department had hired a design team from Chess King.

On the other other hand, posing in the shirt above is not even close to the most embarrassing thing Ainsworth has done in public.