Look out, Buccigross! Hoops journeyman and ESPN blogger Paul Shirley tells us all about his love for Lykke Li, the Kills, TV on the Radio and, especially, Kings of Leon.

I might turn gay for one or all of the members of Kings of Leon. Watch a video and tell me I’m wrong to say that. Unless you’re a girl. Then you should watch the video and tell me you haven’t reconfirmed your heterosexual status. Or switched, in the case of my robust lesbian audience.

Surely Shirley means to echo Gore Vidal, who famously said that “there is no such thing as a homosexual person. There are only homosexual acts.”