No summation of the astronauts-in-love scandal would be complete without the sage observations of ESPN Radio’s Colin Cowherd, who this morning reminded his desperate loyal listeners that “‘Terms Of Endearment’, a movie about astronauts — is one of the top ten movies of all time!”

“Debra Winger, Jack Nicholson, Jeff Daniels, Shirley MacLaine….great stuff, a terrific film,” gushed Cowherd, who moments later expressed puzzlement over just where exactly someone would purchase adult diapers.