Midway thru the Mets’ 2-1 win over Pittsburgh last night, SNY’s Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez had the following exchange, provoked by the Jamie Moyer/Greg Maddux duel that was about to begin in San Diego.

Gary : the Phillies have stayed on the west coast tonight where they have the octogenarian match-up….

Keith : ….quadrogenarian….

Gary : Is that a word?

Keith : Quadrophenia?

Gary : Who?

Keith : Yes.