Sam Smith of the Chicago Tribune mentions that the Miami Heat have decided to retire Dan Marino’s no. 13, which is a pretty neat trick seeing as he’s never played for the team, let alone played professional basketball. (link culled from Student Of The Game)

On behalf of Garo Yepremian, Larry Csonka, Mercury Morris, Charlie Pickett and….uh, Harold Miner, I am (easily) outraged.