There’s no bids to date on a 1999 Mercedes-Benz CL-Class CL500, allegedly owned at one time by former Bulls F Marcus Fizer.  Fizer, the no. 4 overall pick in the 2000 NBA Draft and most recently seen with the Taiwan Mobile Clouded Leopards, performed capably, if unspectacularly during stints with the D-League Austin Toros.  “ONLY 73,900 Miles, That’s Only 5,200 Miles a yr” touts the eBay advertisement, which would make sense given that Fizer’s spent so much time in Europe over the past decade, it’s amazing he’s been able to rack up that up wear and tear on the vehicle.   With bids starting at $10K, I must admit I’m a little tempted, though I might require a certificate of authenticity, plus a photograph of Fizer in the passenger seat during my test drive.

(h/t Kelly Dwyer, Ball Don’t Lie)