It’s a beautiful Saturday morning, but many of you have chosen to celebrate your football degeneracy by watching the Bristol University faculty talking with their hands for several hours.
Other than the fact that Bill Romanowski isn’t a commentator this year (and Braylon Edwards’ entourage was bigger than most NFL squads on September 1), this entire program is a twisted glorifcation of a corrupt process. Well, that, and I’m pissed that baseball’s amateur draft is just a conference call available via Real Player.
The top 4 thus far
1) San Francisco – Alex Smith (QB, Utah)
2) Miami – Ronnie Brown (RB, Auburn)
3) Cleveland – Braylon Edwards (WR, Michicgan)
4) Chicago – Cedric Benson (RB, Texas)
It doesn’t seem right that they couldn’t find a part for Too Tall Jones in the remake of “The Longest Yard”. Or Garo Yepremian.
Actually, The Boz does have a part in The Longest Yard. He plays ‘Guard Garner’.
‘Two for the new Brian Bosworth movie, please.’
TH
thanks, Sir H. Through the miracle of time travel, I have edited the above entry.